You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?

And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, "This is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create Republicans."

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.

I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.

I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.