It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.

Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.

England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States...23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection.

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.