It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

Humanity is just a virus with shoes.

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.

What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.