Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to look at a cross?

What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?

I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting.

The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.