Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.

On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did."

I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.