The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.

A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood.

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS - but they remain strangely silent.

How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!