If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight.
All governments are lying cocksuckers.
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.