I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.

Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!

...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created Hell for those who don't believe? I thought we were the perfect and holy children of GOD? How could any limits possibly be put upon us? Hell.. really? I'm sorry, but... no. Wrong. You're wrong. That's an insane GOD and therefore not mine. Because, see, GOD would be very sane, don't you get it?

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?

You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?