On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did."
Bill HicksA Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
Bill HicksIt's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
Bill HicksIs it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.
Bill Hicks