I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.