I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?

So, it's good to be here, wherever I am.

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'

What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.

It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.