Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.

I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.

[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.