Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.
What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.
I am available for children's parties, by the way.
Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.
And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.