I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.

I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country... How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?

I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine! Let's go over those numbers again, they're a little baffling at first: Iraq: 150,000, USA: 79. Does that mean we could have won with only 80 guys there? Just one guy in a ticker-tape parade, "I did it! Hey!"

What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.

Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.