...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created Hell for those who don't believe? I thought we were the perfect and holy children of GOD? How could any limits possibly be put upon us? Hell.. really? I'm sorry, but... no. Wrong. You're wrong. That's an insane GOD and therefore not mine. Because, see, GOD would be very sane, don't you get it?

They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say..."

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.

Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?