Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too.

The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.

There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS - but they remain strangely silent.