Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.

I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you've got the money!

We really are All One....this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.

You are the imagination of yourself.

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.