Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah... it's just not enough is it?

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

So, it's good to be here, wherever I am.

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]