Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

...love rather than fear...this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope...surely there is hope for us all.

I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.

Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.

A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.

BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.

How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're Bubba!' 'Ah'm Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.