I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs...shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?

I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.