I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.

"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."

No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are

Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.