I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
What does an atheist scream when they come?
If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.
And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?
My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.