Right foot, left foot, hemorrhage.

Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.

BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.

"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.