I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to look at a cross?

Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ...

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.

I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting.

How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're Bubba!' 'Ah'm Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.