What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.

It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.

I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.

In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.