What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.

The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!

Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?

Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.