I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.

I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to look at a cross?

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs...shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?