I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.

The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.