I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

You all saw him - he had a gun.

I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

I am available for children's parties, by the way.

What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.

I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.