People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?
I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.
I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?
I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.