Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.

It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?

Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?

So, it's good to be here, wherever I am.

Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.