Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?

I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'.

It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.

Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.

How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks and beaten half to death - step on the f***ing gas, man! They're on foot, you're in a truck - I think I see a way out of this.

I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.

Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.