I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?
So, it's good to be here, wherever I am.
Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.