Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.

I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.

I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul