That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.

Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um - they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.

I don't know what you all believe, and I don't really care ... but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks ... you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?