That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.