That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.

What does an atheist scream when they come?

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.