Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.

We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!

Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?

How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? ...Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.