I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it. I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here.

Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!

You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?

That's why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you've learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.

BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.

Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ...