You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it

I don't know what you all believe, and I don't really care ... but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks ... you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?

I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.