The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form.
I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.
Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
So, it's good to be here, wherever I am.
We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.