You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
What does an atheist scream when they come?