What does an atheist scream when they come?

In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.

Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?

What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.

I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.

It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.

Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.