I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.

I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.

I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.