I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.

And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, "This is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create Republicans."

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.

Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.