BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.

[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.

People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

What are you reading for?