BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.

I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.

I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.

....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.

I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.