What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It's gonna fuck up the economy! The economy that's fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government's cracking down... on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.

What are you reading for?

Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong?

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?