I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.

I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.

If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.