Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.

What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.

Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.

I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.

Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.

I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to look at a cross?

Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.