It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.

Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.

I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.

Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.

Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.

You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.