It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!

I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.