It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.

In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.