Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.

I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well... we looked at the receipts."

I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.

Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.