The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people.
Bill HicksWhat before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
Bill HicksI smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.
Bill HicksTo me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
Bill HicksPeople tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.' I say, 'All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?'
Bill Hicks