Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'

You all saw him - he had a gun.

What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?

There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS - but they remain strangely silent.