Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.

I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.

People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?

How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!

Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It's gonna fuck up the economy! The economy that's fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government's cracking down... on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.