God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?

Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as we tell you... you are free to do as we tell you.

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.