God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting.

Humanity is just a virus with shoes.

Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?