Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?

I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.

Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.

This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.

What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It's gonna fuck up the economy! The economy that's fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government's cracking down... on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.