Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.

Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong?

Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.

You want a better world...? Legalize pot right now. ...end the deficit? Legalize pot right now...biggest cash crop in America.

While I've found many of the religious shows I've viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I've never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet - turning off the TV completely.