I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.

And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it.

I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.

I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they're Napoleon. That's fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth.

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'