When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

When you look at belief in such things - as do you go to heaven, is there a devil - we have more in common with (Muslin countries) Turkey and Iran and Syria than we do with European nations and Canada and nations that, yes, I would consider more enlightened that us.

We've been on a long break and I've just been kicking back, doing nothing. Like our government.

North Korea has the same ability to launch a nuclear strike against America as I do. It's like walking through a parking lot and getting barked at by a chihuahua locked in a car.

There's a phrase we live by in America: "In God We Trust". It's right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.

[The Republicans] are always asking the Muslims to denounce their extremists. And I agree with them. But they don't take that note and do it among their own. They don't denounce their own extremists.