When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.

Gingrich is the "foremost intellectual" in the Republican party like Gene Simmons is the foremost intellectual in "Kiss".

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

New Rule: The people of America who were most in favor of the Iraq War must now go there and fight it.

If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.

Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.

The unemployment rate is now at 9.2%, which is scary, because experts say 9.5 is the point at which people are desperate enough to consider Michele Bachmann.