Remember, guns don't kill people - unless you practice real hard.

I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?

That's ended, that's over. I want you to meet my pimps. I thought, I'm a show-business ho already, so I might as well be a real ho.

I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.

And what is the Republican solution to these outrageous [racial] inequalities? There isn't one. And that's the point. Denying racism is the new racism. To not acknowledge those statistics, to think of that as a 'black problem' and not an American problem. To believe, as a majority of FOX viewers do, that reverse-racism is a bigger problem than racism, that's racist.

I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is.

Like it or not, we're still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.