If you think you have it tough, read history books.

If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.

The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe.

Every time somebody says 'Islamophobia' it gives the people who are intimidating cover.

Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.

Republicans stand by their convictions. Stupid, ignorant, world-destroying convictions based on disproven economic fantasies and ancient books full of primitive morality and magic people. But convictions, nonetheless.

What is Kanye West's message? Like most rap, "I am the greatest person ever and you're not." I used to call it affirmative action for the ego.