If you think you have it tough, read history books.

That's America for you - a red herring culture, always scared of the wrong things. The fact is, there are a lot of creepy middle-aged men out there lusting for your kids. They work for MTV, the pharmaceutical industry, McDonald's, Marlboro and K Street.

You can't get saved if you don't play.

The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.

We've created over 200,000 jobs every month this year. Hasn't happened in 17 years. I guess my first question is, when do the Republicans stop calling it 'Obama's economy'?

I have two questions about Arnold Schwarzenegger. What does he know, and when will he know it?

Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.