I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to use parts of the animal that the Chinese can't figure out how to make into a belt?

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about.

Conservatives claim [Hillary] Clinton campaign involved in satanic 'spirit cooking'.

In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.

If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

I'm more likely to not invite someone back for not talking. If someone talks a lot, I can usually shut them up and control them. But with people who don't talk, if they don't really want to talk, they probably shouldn't be on this show, and that's fine. They're talented people with things to say, but sometimes people say what they have to say through other means than arguing.

I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.