Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let's talk about gay people and abortion!

If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you're a dumb-ass. And if you can look at the deficit and not see that the problem is that the rich stopped paying taxes, you're a Republican.

Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it's sexy but one thing that men never think is, "Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read."

You know, we do a lot of complaining here in America. And that itself is something they can't do in a lot of other countries.

Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.'

The unemployment rate is now at 9.2%, which is scary, because experts say 9.5 is the point at which people are desperate enough to consider Michele Bachmann.

What does it take for Republicans to take off the flag pin and say, 'I am just too embarrassed to be on this team'?