It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.

Heroin may be bad, but it sure as hell hasn't hurt my CD collection.

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

That's America for you - a red herring culture, always scared of the wrong things. The fact is, there are a lot of creepy middle-aged men out there lusting for your kids. They work for MTV, the pharmaceutical industry, McDonald's, Marlboro and K Street.

You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president.

When I was 5-years-old, I knew who Khrushchev was.