In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show . . .

This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.

It's been over a year since they've graduated, but neither of the Bush twins have found any work. Why don't they sign up (for military service in Iraq)? Do they hate America, or just freedom in general?

I am so tired of rearranging my life around what the stupidest people might do.

I think Mitt Romney is a symptom. I think the problem is the Republican Party.

Every asshole who ever chanted 'Drill baby drill' should have to report to the Gulf coast today for cleanup duty.

New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it, 'black man loots house, steals white woman.'