Newt Gingrich was campaigning at a zoo this week and he was bitten by a penguin. Newt Gingrich is always campaigning at zoos. Mitt Romney once did a photo op at a zoo. That was a big mistake, because he stood next to the chameleon, and HE changed colors.
Bill MaherThere is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.
Bill MaherNot a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.
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