Hillary Clinton and Nancy Reagan have a lot in common - they're both smarter than their husbands and both consulted the stars for guidance, Nancy with astrology and Hillary with Barbra Streisand.

Sometimes I'm dragging my ass out to the airport at 8 a.m. on a Saturday and I'm wondering why I'm doing this, but once I walk on stage I know why...because I'm addicted.

Life is about making tough choices. Sometimes you have to go where your career is going.

Why are the patriots the ones who don't want to spend money on trains?

There are two things that you have to lie to get through. One is politics, and the other is marriage.

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

Donald Rumsfeld also lost his gig last week. When asked what his future plans are, Rumsfeld said, 'What's a plan?'