We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.

Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas.

What kind of tyrant punishes everyone just to get back at the few he's mad at? I mean, besides Chris Christie.

New polls show that Obama is now pulling away from Mitt Romney. And, of course, what could be more natural than to see Mitt Romney and pull away?

The plain fact is religion must die for mankind to live. The hour is getting very late to be able to indulge in having key deciscions made by religious people. By irrationalists. By those who would steer the ship of state, not by a compass, but by the equivalent of reading the entrails of a chicken.

The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach.

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.