It's a good time to say "Oh" and take stock and say, "Gee, how was I ethically this year?" That's the problem with faith, Joe. What it does is it kind of screws up your priorities. Your priorities shouldn't be saving your own ass, which is the focus of Christianity. The focus should be, I'm a good person, and I do that just for the sake of being good. Like the Christmas song says, "Be good for goodness' sake."

If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane.

Whatever good religion has done, it has come at a terrible price.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The American people don't really care what side of an issue you're on. They just don't want you to act like a pussy.

Republicans have become the party of red, white and blue rose colored glasses. By drowning out criticism with USA! USA!, they prevent this country from healing itself where it needs healing, and that is the opposite of Country First.

The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining.