Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

I don't want to be a pessimist. I'm a realist. One man's realist is another man's pessimist.

The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?

Why are we working so hard to preserve Iraq, a fake country to begin with? Why do we care whether this fake country that was drawn on the map 100 years ago remains?

Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence.

Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.

No politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others. Go out and vote for that one.