The President said that Gold told him to invade Iraq. You see that's what happens when you mix New Testament and Old Milwaukee.
Bill MaherRick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.
Bill MaherI like groaning. That means that you're not pandering to their already settled prejudices.
Bill MaherPeople are either good or they're not. Religion doesn't make anybody good, I don't think.
Bill MaherIt's a good time to say "Oh" and take stock and say, "Gee, how was I ethically this year?" That's the problem with faith, Joe. What it does is it kind of screws up your priorities. Your priorities shouldn't be saving your own ass, which is the focus of Christianity. The focus should be, I'm a good person, and I do that just for the sake of being good. Like the Christmas song says, "Be good for goodness' sake."
Bill Maher